I can't BELIEVE I let you talk me into that. Of all the disgusting, arrogant, and vile men I've ever met in my life, none of them can even compare to Fons. I feel like I need to bathe for a week, and all he did was look at me! I swear, I will never forgive you for this, %PCName. I don't ever want to talk to you, or him, again!

I really owe you an apology, %PCName. I didn't have faith in your choice. I listened to the rumors I heard, instead of believing you. But Fons turned out to be so polite, and so attentive. It was surprising, to say the least! So thank you. You've done so much for me.

I really owe you an apology, %PCName. I didn't have faith in your choice. I listened to the rumors I heard, instead of believing you. But Fons turned out to be so polite, and so attentive. It was surprising, to say the least! So thank you. You've done so much for me.

Why do I feel like I'm making a mistake?

HIM? You must be kidding. Of course I know who he is. I've heard the stories... You'd really better be right about this, %PCName.

That would be me.

The one and only! Let me guess: you've heard stories about me from the local women. I tell you, they can't get enough of me. Falling all over themselves, they are.