He he he he he! Mad? Mad, you call me? Oh no, %PCName...it is you who are mad! For how can anyone who doesn't recognize true happiness ever be considered sane? Oh why oh why can't you people just be happy? Well, let's get to it then! He he he, ha ha!

Give you my helm? Stop sharing...stop sharing my sugar? He...heh...ho...hmmm.... Distressing...most distressing.... But you WILL let me live? I do so love to live, %PCName! All right, then. We have a deal! Here's my white helm, and you have my promise I will not spread any more cheer! I will keep my candy all to myself! That won't be so bad, will it? He he he he! Ha ha ha!

That's me, you see! Uncle Sweetshare! Just like in the children's rhyme! When I found that old song the lyrics moved me like nothing else in my life! I knew at that moment who I truly was, and what I was meant to do! So I had this workshop built! I make treats here, you see! Delicious treats with the special sugar! Moon sugar! He he, ha ha! Then I spread my cheer throughout the land! But it's all a secret! Shhhhhhhh....

Why that's me, %PCName! At least...it used to be me. I don't feel much like Uncle Sweetshare anymore, to tell you the truth! Not without my white helm! But that's just fine! Ha ha ha ha! Because I still have my scrumptious treats, with all the sugar I can eat! He he he he he!